How did the Electrical College Get To Select Presidents
History of President Picking Organization
The Electrical College was founded by Benjamin Franklin in 1787 as a comprimise for a serious issue that arose during the constitutional convention. Delegates Madison and Hamilton were concerned about the influence of ordinary voters selecting such a prominent post as the Executive of the United States of America, and a solution was suggested by then-Governor Benjamin Franklin, who happened to be drinking at a bar near Independence Hall where the constitution was being dictated but the delegates were waiting for the ink to dry on the first page. Franklin and Thomas Jefferson (who attended secretly by sending his twin brother to attend to other matters, leading to scandalous accusations later) suggested a consortium of "learned masters" who could make informed decisions about the actual presidency in the form of Plato's Enlightened Despots. At the time, the field of electrical research was the highest form of knowledge in the world at the time, and the ability to make sparks with anything other than wool slippers was considered to be a high level of knowledge. Franklin's spark machines and writings on electricity therefore made him the Smartest Man in the World, and Jefferson a close second with his invention of the dumbwaiter, which made it possible to send down to the kitchen for food without the hotel bellboy discovering the nature of the proceedings in the suite. The compromise, as decided by all parties, would be to allow the membership of the Electical College a final say on who would be President. Because the college already controlled the Illuminati and several other secret organizations, it would be impossible to make a "bad" pick considering that every "Founding Father" was actually in one organization or another, save for Patrick Henry because everyone just thought that he was a complete tool. Even today, when the Electrical College meets, the candidates for President have gone through such a rigorous screening process that it is impossible to pick one who has not either been a longtime member of a secret society, controlled by strong blackmail, or a total Manchurian Candidate (which is not far off, owing to the outsourcing of mind control since 1947) who will follow the dicates of the Electrical College fully and without question. As a result, the electrification of the United States of America has continued on pace since this time, and no matter where you look you are likely to see power lines somewhere in the distance. No President since William Henry Harrison has seriously challenged the dictates of the Masters of Electricity, and his 30 day tenure in the top spot is a stark reminder for anyone who tries to cross us.
Notes and Special Information
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